Bob

Hi everyone, this is Bob

Bob, meet the Internet. Internet, meet Bob. Give us a wave Bob

To the untrained eye, Bob might look like a plastic toy, but a discerning professional would recognise the intricate camouflage of a Godzillus Plastistis, a very rare beast indeed.

Bob was ~~bought~~ liberated from the clutches of ~~a toy shop~~ an evil empire in the Central Mercado in Sucre, Bolivia, who wanted to use his powers for nefarious things. Instead, once Bob was granted his freedom, he decided to see the world.

This page is a monument to his travels

Bob meets his nemisis... tourists... They flee in terror	Conquering his first mountain on the Uyuni salt flats in Bolivia	Bob surveys the horizon	The train graveyard... where trains go after Bob has finished with them
Bob hides in the wreckage, waiting for his next prey	The rocks of Bolivia's high country, perfect Bob habitat	Bob roars in defiance of Mother Nature	Bob hides in the bushes, unseen by all, ready to pounce
Bob's innocent side, playing in the snow	Waiting for his transport at the high altitude lakes in Bolivia	Surveying Lake Q'ara	Completing his geology homework
Bob rockclimbs in his spare time	Showing his might at the Stone Tree	Even Bob appriciates the beauty of Laguna Verde	Bob at the Valley of the Moon in Chile
Bob takes in the Three Marys at the Valley of the Moon	Bob is also an urban dino, here he sneaks through Santiago at night	Practicing his camouflage techniques in Mexico	Taking in the ruins at Chichen Itza
Bob addressing his followers at El Castillo, the main pyramid of Chichen Itza	Bob keeps fit by swimming in Mexican cenotes	Before eagerly looking forward to the end of the bus trip	Bob found an excellent view at Palenque
Everything finds Bob scary. Rarrr! cower before him.	Bob likes Cataratas de Agua Azul, a swim was refeshing on a hot day	Bob surveys the volcanos from his hotel roof in Panajachel in Guatemala	And after a few days, Bob takes on the Pacaya Volcano himself
He finds a puny human and throws him into a lava tube, that will teach him	Bob spies a real challenge, Fuego Volcano	So off he sets for it.	Bob on the Rio Dulce Bridge in Guatemala
Bob conquors Tikal, Guatemala as well.	Bob and Temple V in Tikal. Stairs, he likes a challenge	The main plaza at Tikal. He demands sacrifice!	Bob experiences the tropics in Belize
Taking a stroll at the water edge in Caye Caulker, Belize	Bob finishes his lunch on Easter Island...	Before looking out at the surf and pondering dinner...	and wandering back to his transport
Even Bob is impressed with the moai	Bob is tempted to go swimming at Anakena beach on Easter Island	Bob gets lei-d. Even dinos succumb to bad puns	Bob desperately searches for coffee in an early New Zealand dawn. The sun, it burnsies!
Bob is a cultured dino, but still has problems understanding modern art	Bob looks for his cousin Nessy in Lake Wanaka in New Zealand.	Bob likes Autumn, he can hide in the trees	Given up on Nessy in Wanaka, he tries for Howie in Lake Hawea instead
Bob gets his photo taken at Lake Tekapo with Mount Cook in the background.	When travelling, Bob gets a camper van all to himself.	New Zealand safely conquered, Bob sets his sights on Australia...

Guess what? Bob's back...

Bob's been up to new things, seeing the country side and communicating with the Universe...

Guess what? Bob's been travelling again. This time he took on New South Wales.

Anyone for cricket?	This is a Bob sized dish	Bob's not afraid of cosmic rays. They make Bob big and strong	That's not a big dish
See, Bob doing science!	Bob will take on any dish that points at him.	See, Bob likes culture	Even Bob has to get the tourist shot... and mutter at his photographer for not being better at focusing
Hiding in the bushes, waiting for prey	No one will ever suspect Bob in here.	After conquering the Sydney Harbour Bridge, new challenges await	Looking out at the distant horizons and worlds left to conquor.
In 2017, Bob went to the US...
Finding a relative at the University of Wyoming Geology Museum in Laramie	Discovering how the earth works. And yes, it all revolves around Bob	Pondering progressing into Engineering	Airports just become a blur when you fly as much as him. Denver he thinks.
Conscripting one of the locals for a ride	Sneaking a drink in Vegas. Bob doesn't do the flashy places	Taking in the sights of Hoover Dam	More sights of Hoover Dam.
Bob doesn't pay attention to signs	Bob comendeering a train for his own use	Bob discovers climbing and the Grand Canyon might not go well together	Bob knows not to get too close to the edge
Slightly better at climbing now	Bob has to admit, he is impressed with the side of the hole.	Just taking in the view	Shade and a view!
Lurking in the bushes while waiting for unsuspecting sunbathers	Bob treking across the desolate plains of Death Valley	There are some warnings even Bob pays attention to	Lurking ready to pounce on unsuspecting prey